And soon thereafter we see articles of corporations freaking out customers went back to bills on paper in the mail, written cheques, cash deposits and lots of manpower to process everything manually.
Impossible! Everyone has a smartphone with which to download The App:tm: to handle that. The only people who don’t have smartphones are actual criminals. There are senators completely ready to endorse this line of thought! Too poor? Nonsense, you’re a criminal. Straight to jail.
Don’t worry soon no one will be able to afford their own memory and then piracy will be solved forever!
And soon thereafter we see articles of corporations freaking out customers went back to bills on paper in the mail, written cheques, cash deposits and lots of manpower to process everything manually.
Impossible! Everyone has a smartphone with which to download The App:tm: to handle that. The only people who don’t have smartphones are actual criminals. There are senators completely ready to endorse this line of thought! Too poor? Nonsense, you’re a criminal. Straight to jail.
Woah, slow down there pal. Don’t cha know, seeing articles makes a copy in your brain which is piracy.