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Safely Endangered
2 Panel comic
1: [A guy in a red soccer jersey and a blue bucket hat holding a beer shouting]
Guy: Come on England bring it home!
2: [The guy cheers at the TV. A reporter speaks on TV with a graphic that reads “News”]
Guy: Yes!!
Reporter: London museum secures new foreign artifact
I’ve heard there’s oil in that artifact. Must secure it in case the US decides to liberate it by bombing kids.
This is the song the comic is referring to:
https://youtu.be/RJqimlFcJsMEngland isn’t bringing it home, BTW. This is Portugal’s year (the fix has been in for a long time)…and the first World Cup was won by Uruguay, so Montevideo is the Cup’s actual home.
I love David Baddiel no matter how absolutely terrible he was on Taskmaster.
first World Cup was won by Uruguay, so Montevideo is the Cup’s actual home.
this world cup was a gigantic fucking embarrassment.





