• floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    It’s great that umbrellas can now contain more toxic chemicals, rare minerals and disposable batteries, but can we also please make it depend on an app and a paid subscription, contain an AI assistant that tells you whether it’s raining, and report in real time on all your movements and conversations?

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    2 hours ago

    not a fan of over complicated solutions that are worse for the environment simply to save very little effort

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        1 hour ago

        nah i feel like there are use cases where use would be less physical effort

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            yea it would need all kinds of setup

            if we had a better clean energy infrastructure maybe i’d be willing to figure that kinda thing out

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          I mean I guess but now imagine having to charge it or it discharging while you’re walking outside or it falling behind.

          It’s just very inconvenient and bad for crowded places too, easier to steal.

          Imagine carrying that while you travel.

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    2 hours ago

    As someone who also makes weird shit. The media have their weird obsession with everything being practical.

    Most of the time, the people making these are doing it purely for the amusement/challenge of it. Think of it as art, not product development.

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    2 hours ago

    Same problem with heavy, gusting wind that a hand-held one has. It would be bobbing all over the place. Where I live we only get rain with wind making standard umbrellas almost useless.

    Fun to mess around with, great for views and clicks, but not practical at all.

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    3 hours ago

    You know what else you could use with two free hands? Use one to hold an umbrella. Seems a bit much for most people. Still cool though.

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      I was going to say the same: while cool I think we’re wasting a lot of resources reinventing stuff that doesn’t necessarily need reinventing.

      We’re in the middle of a climate crisis but digging up rare earth metals, assembling plastic pieces all for a self-moving umbrella doesn’t seem very in tune with nature.

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    2 hours ago

    I’ve been thinking, the next big personal electronics shift on the level of smartphones will probably be some kind of drone.

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    2 hours ago

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    “AND SO YOU SEE, IT’S JUST SO CONVEN…I SAID…WAIT WHAT?”

    Edit: it is neat, just being around this in public would be annoying lol