Has anyone ever gone this long without pooping???
I don’t believe you. You’re full of shit.
I usually poop once a day anyway thid is my norm
Hi norm
It’s one of my worst fears. That’s why I microdose laxatives throughout the day.
I’m living your nightmare
Don’t worry I’ll poop for you
Tyfys (your shitt)
I once went to the ER after being constipated for three weeks. They basically just laughed and gave me a laxative
Fucking embarrassing I tell you what
Did you died
Yes :(
RIP in poop
careful you are gonna explode
No.
No.
It is YOU who must be careful
Im not the one who is gonna explode in a shower of shit and diarrhea
… wait then who will
Me when i dont shit for 4 days and then the power of my turd tears my asshole open
Hodl to the moon
The poo moon
rookie numbers
No sorry you are ghost
I’m a poop ghost
Have you tried pooping? Like, really tried?
We’re way beyond that now. We’re in uncharted territory we’re through the looking glass I don’t even think there’s any poo IN me anymore. As far as I know, nobody has ever gone 10 hours without pooping and come back to tell the tail
