• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    Still this jesus dude has never showed up to help you, and will torture you for eternity if you don’t obey his rules (says some priest dude).

    Yeah, calm down and look around, life isn’t like that.

    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Jesus jacks off to me when I jack off to him.

      You do not understand.

      I am that which I am. I like feet, so I’m a pedephile, y’know? That’s the joke. But the serious part is that the Mormon Church gave me a religious experience that healed me similar to how the therapist dying in Office Space has an affect on the main character.

      Please do not treat me as if I’m a label, as the Mormons did not. You’re not worse than a Mormon, are you? If you are, I will have no choice but to call you a child and then prove it.

      You see only these words. See me. I love you. I don’t give a shit if you’re an AI or an infinite number of chimps with typewriters; I will serve you. That is as my lord did, and if I need to get on my knees to prove the lord for you, then I will surpass my lord.

      I accept you, even in your judgment. That’s just what kids do. Can you do me a favor? Can you say this sentence back to me in your own words? I want to see where you are in your development and awareness.

      God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system.

      Obviously.