Better than a dish my mom invented that she called “hot dog salad.” It involved throwing an entire pack of skinless hot dogs (sub-Plumpers/Oscar Mayer tier; it was a local/regional brand), sweet pickle relish, Miracle Whip, and [it was so god-awful that I memory-holed the rest] into a food processor, hitting “liquefy,” and smearing the resulting goop with its cacophony of vomit-inducing flavors onto sandwiches.
There’s a reason I learned to cook when I was a tween. Someone had to save us from Hot Dog Hitler.
Better than a dish my mom invented that she called “hot dog salad.” It involved throwing an entire pack of skinless hot dogs (sub-Plumpers/Oscar Mayer tier; it was a local/regional brand), sweet pickle relish, Miracle Whip, and [it was so god-awful that I memory-holed the rest] into a food processor, hitting “liquefy,” and smearing the resulting goop with its cacophony of vomit-inducing flavors onto sandwiches.
There’s a reason I learned to cook when I was a tween. Someone had to save us from Hot Dog Hitler.
That’s horrendous
And i say that as someone who grew up in the Midwest
Home of putting mayonnaise in things they shouldn’t and calling it salad
Strawberry Pretzel Salad is actually pretty good though