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I refuse to believe there isn’t a market for butt hats.
Would you like the cat version?
Or something more in the plug variety?
I’m seriously disappointed ravelry didn’t just have an ass hat pattern.
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It’s a bunch of slapped together simulation systems in a trench coat, slathered in a layer of spessman slime and clown wigs, and shoved in an ancient diy MMO engine from the mid 2000s solely kept alive by this game.
More importantly, you can strap someone to an operating table in medbay, slice off their butt with a scalpel. You can then wear it as a hat.
Alternatively give it to the chef so he can cook a butt burger, or give it to the roboticist who can slap it on a talking roomba that runs around repeating what people say but switching words with “BUTT” (help changeling in BUTT!). People without butts cannot fart emote, and certain illnesses that would cause them to fart instead deal internal damage until they explode in a shower of blood and viscera.
I’m willing to bet the butt hats would have tons more success IRL
While the truth of the report is up for debate, a newspaper reported that the first public appearance of a top hat (invented by one John Hetherington in 1797) caused such a commotion that he was arrested for breach of the peace after ‘several women fainted at the unusual sight’:
https://blog.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/2014/01/15/the-first-top-hat-causes-a-commotion/
What he failed to realize is these are the actual bottom hats :3
if people will wear Crocs in public, I wouldn’t rule it out
they’re so comfy though
Ass hats and butt heads, just marketing to the wrong people.
Pussy hats had a moment…
I saw the drawing before reading the comic and expected a dick head joke.
He is wearing them wrong.
