I am making myself some chicken tea right now

If you include the Holy Roman Empire then you basically get Dune

No es microondas. Es nuestrocroondas.

Have you ever had black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast? Don’t trash talk French cuisine until you’ve tried it. It feels amazing.

Oh I forgot about Greek.

Ok Italian is top 5

It was “I’m married to an Italian man” instagram circa 2024

Top 3 European cuisines for sure

Pasta is Chinese. Raviolis are dumplings. Tomato is American.

Oh you invented putting cheese on bread, did you?