X Gon Give It To Ya is brilliant, changing my alarms rn

Melvins - Night Goat

If theyre not up by the first wail they will be once hes done.

Runner up would be A History of Bad Men since that starts with “WAKE UP you never looked so glum”

Those are in the dryer filter

If at work (roll 1d10 4 times)
Wire strippers
11-in-1 screwdriver
Impact driver with 1 of Philips, Square, or 5/16" socket bits in it. 5ah battery
3d12 wirenuts
5d12 selftapping or wood screws
2d12 one hole straps (not the size you need)
Torpedo level (magnetic)
Cigarettes (cheap, 2d10 left in pack)
Vape pen (not nicotine)
Keys

If at home (lair) I just give up, roll for treasure as Villager. Tools are in the van outside.

Phoebe is without a doubt the best part of FRIENDS. And one of the few characters who didn’t punch down at some point as I recall. I feel like Joey probably comes second there, he’s just horny.

Borderlands 4 since it went on sale on PS5. Getting my Siren to the last few UVH ranks, farming some bosses, going through DLC, grouping with my buddies when we can. We’ve been enjoying it.

What it actually means

Edit: looks like I fucked up grabbing a picture off ddg without looking closely. But you get the idea

Yeah thats whats going on here /s

Go home, your shift at the propaganda farm is over

I know a couple whose single parents got together and theyre perfect for each other. Threw me for a loop at first but hey, everyone’s happy.

Frankie baby we’ve got it made!

You’re gonna need a plumber eventually

Not until those viruses develop time travel and break causality

Another day, another username to block. See you again tomorrow, dickhead.

Who gives a fuck what Randy Fine says, hes just another turd hoping Trump will help him float

Tesseact is a client app which apparently had this blocklist hiding in it

Im so offended that im not

https://codeberg.org/thethunderwolf/tesseract-blocklist-archive/src/branch/main/tesseract-shadow-policy-2026-07-24-19:50:UTC.json

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/revolutionary-abolitionist-movement-burn-down-the-american-plantation

Just a grackle