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What am I supposed to cope over? Im not the one whining on the internet about a smell

Try harder

Oh noooooo stinky air that’s completely diluted past the point of causing harm

Cope

Nah this is really awkwardly executed. Im guessing he thought she’d die from delivering a half-puppet baby? Idk this is a weird one

Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.

“Now, does anybody know where my screwdriver is?”

He fudged die rolls. Claimed he hit or rolled a crit waaaaaay more often than statistically likely. I 100% saw him roll low and claim a hit anyway multiple times.

Aww thanks <3

We’re all here to have fun after all.

Yeah, as the DM i was very much tempted to call him on it a few times, but i figured it would do more harm than good. So I tried to get creative, which mostly worked.

Hell yeah Wave Race 64, loved that shit

Your only option then is surface mounting, really. Drill holes through the walls to make it as short and well/hidden as you can. You may be able to take advantage of the spaces between floor/ceiling joists in one axis only. You can also try to hide it behind cabinets.

I have a friend, whom I typically respect, who surprised me with that hot take one day. He had similar things to say about Creed and Taylor Swift.

Hes also been known to cheat at DnD, though. I love the guy but…

Iirc most of the press was just “this cost waaaaay too much to make” rather than “its a bad movie”

Thanks for reminding me I still need to actually watch it, though. And ive got a few hours to kill.

Ideally youd run it through a crawlspace, basement, or attic. Drill a hole at either end through the floor, pull the cable, and seal the hole with silicone caulk.

Lmao

You did conceal it right

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Just apply! Availability is gonna depend on your local, I know mine has doubled its class size over the last few years. We’re in high demand and young folks have realized it. But if he can show up, pay attention, and piss clean im sure he’ll do fine.

Anything he can learn about basic electrical theory will definitely help, but its not strictly necessary. They’ll teach him everything he needs to know. Still, being familiar with stuff like Ohm’s Law wont hurt with the interview.

I believe the classes at my local start in September so it may take a while, but if he’s patient its worth it. The union benefits are amazing, he’ll be set for life and able to work pretty much anywhere he wants.

Meanwhile, if he can find a job as a helper he’ll get valuable experience. Won’t be a well-paying job, he’ll be doing a lot of grunt work (up to and including literal ditch-digging) but itll give him a view of life outside the union and appreciate the IBEW more with any luck. He’ll need some basic hand tools to start with (11-in-1 screwdriver, impact driver, lineman pliers, wire strippers, diagonal cutters, sharpie/pencil, razor knife and tape measure), but id suggest avoiding buying more power tools until he knows if hell be union or not. If he is, theyll provide them. If not, itll depend on his company. But a helper/apprentice shouldn’t worry about anything beyond a drill for a few years.

Hope that helps! Feel free to ask any other questions and ill do my best to answer. Ive been in the trade about a decade and im self-employed currently.

Electrician in NA, the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers (IBEW) has an apprenticeship program which is generally considered excellent. I doubt youd find much better training.

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