Jesus Christ I’m sick of government shutdown drama. Do your jobs and figure out the budget on time, you fucking assholes.

Quite true. Not everyone has lead-free water either. But people whose water is perfectly great do not need to pay for filtered water - especially not in single-use plastic bottles.

Also stop paying for filtered tap water when there’s nothing wrong with your specific tap water.

I think this falls under the term “merchandising”, which includes “family size” or “party size” things that cost more per ounce than regular size.

And Mexico will pay for it!

In the words of filmmaker Michael Moore, who predicted Trump would win in 2016:

Liberals are like, What should we do about dinner? Umm, we could go out. Do you want to go out? Well, if you do. Okay, where should we go? I dunno, where do you wanna go?

Conservatives are like BAM! [slaps hand on table] Get in the car, we’re goin’ to the Sizzler!

There’s no point trying to make rational arguments against something that’s fundamentally irrational. Trump’s tariffs are just more Rambo posturing for his diehard MAGA legions, who don’t even understand that they’re the ones paying the tariffs.