Lucien [he/him]

The Shaq Fu video game, goddamn, what a waste of effort

The star in the middle is not spell checking

The current events in Palestine have been an ongoing thing for decades

If you wore glasses, you’d get it. It’s an almost universal image shown inside of a glaucoma test device, which puffs a quick burst of air into your eye. It doesn’t really hurt, but it startles you and initiates your blink reflex and causes your eye to water. The blink reflex part is the kicker, though, because blinking before the test is done will invalidate the test and they’ll have to do it again. I’ve sat there upwards of six times through this torture device. Lately, though, my eye doctors use a bump test after putting numbing drops in the eye. I think it’s probably more accurate, and it doesn’t initiate a blink reflex like the puff test does.

Definitely them going cheaper. Neither tastes anything like it did back then. Completely different recipes.

Can’t park here, mate.

The old pizza hut was better

THANK YOU, god

Quit supporting genocide and fascism, then we’ll talk

Yeah, this article came across as if written by a complete beginner. They mention having their WordPress hacked, but failed to admit it was because they didn’t upgrade the install.