I think the shark wants to fuck the guy with the boogie board, not kill him.

“the release sprung and barbecue sauce flowing”

You can have botox and lip fillers and you’ll be happy about it.

Another Zen user chiming in to say, all the other ones seem confusing and cluttered now.

Fantastic.

What’s next? Cameras behind the bike sheds?!

I totally agree. I also think that the whole field since the 80s should be studied in social science as a masterclass in how corporate interests can influence public discourse and government policy to achieve outcomes that benefit business at the expense of people and the environment.