“Cool” is eternally cool.

67 might still get ironic reactions like millennials do for 69.

Same reason it isn’t easy to transfer your Apple account to Google.

They are completely separate sites, that just happen to talk to each other.

That he thought we were selling out, laying down, sucking up to the man…

For me, it would have, but just because of the timing.

I was selling newspaper ads back then. Typically, a shitty job, but the hospital got a multi million dollar grant to use towards COVID advertising. I made a lot of commissions during that time, but now it’s all gone.

Winning numbers are public record. Don’t make yourself wait the full five years!

I’m guessing he used sports announcers as reference.

Bitcoin peaks at $100k

I know there’s a video floating around of an Italian (Maybe?) that wrote a song that sounds like English, but it’s actually just gibberish.

Found it!

There’s way too many good jokes in here!

To get to the other side

We call it, The Aristocrats!

Just to add emphasis on how much we could cut from the military:

The US is ranked #1 globally in military spending, and we spend more than all of the countries ranked #2-#8 (China, Russia, Germany, India, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, and Ukraine) COMBINED.

Which means we either have way more shit than we need to protect ourselves, or, we’re being incredibly wasteful and need to reassess that spending.

Did anyone know that this game still existed?

…you’ll be ready for what I’m packing!

Mitch McConnell’s death. Just to settle this once and for all.

I dont know that we can assume it was shame that caused to hide. Could very well just be fear of judgement.

I’m not convinced those aren’t the same thing.

If anything, you shined a light on their actions and they were ashamed enough to hide them. I’d say everything turned out as it should have.

Yeah. I’d love to vote for a Republican if he earned it by sharing my values. That’s when we can start having productive conversations.

I think that was the joke. Everybody knew it was coming, but they got to say it first.

Yup. They find the button that says “select all” and matches their party.