How trashy

Sure they killed 1,000,000 protestors in the streets of DC, but at least they would never nuke an American city!

Boredom?

Is that why they murdered a guy today?

Ow! My Balls!

Try to remember that real estate always has ongoing expenses like repairs, taxes, insurance.

so dont blow it all.

But not real mafia, this is a mafia movie trope at best.

Its not peace in the literal sense, its protection in the mafia movie trope sense.

I wish my kids would grow out of this bad behavior

It goes wrong when you try to convince me that retrocomputing is somehow better than building a reasonably priced new machine.

The solution is to use an old computer?

Sounds like copium

Water is now a weapon of terrirism

Pro tip, try to pre chill the water so its just starting to freeze before you dump it

It would be pretty funny if the democrats realized this and made it happen

Back to school in the morning after 2 weeks.

Halp.

War criminal!

I know you are but what am I?

Engagement bait

Bitch please

And a lot 1984