Loses consciousness and shits pants? Could it be? No? Awwwwwwwww, fuck.

Yep. I use all of these, and it would be utter bullshit to lose access over poorly thought out lawmaking.

Not if you’re Homelander…

These are for keeping your 200 page film script together as you shove it through the crack of the rapidly rolling-up window of a hollywood producers car.

It’s your first time at the range? Ok here’s a Mossberg 590 nightstick and some 3" magnum slugs, have fun!

Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet’s around here somewhere.

A beer and a tablet stylus