I know, which is why I’m asking to leave. And to show what an absolute trash bucket this place is, you’re advise to me is literally the question I’m asking.

You’re the problem.

You’re here, and that’s why I dislike it.

There will be a job interview somewhere that asks “what’s your worst programming mistake?” And some dude is gonna say, “so back when I worked at digicert, I was responsible for….”

Slowly and with an open source offering. But also by making the alternatives so easy that choosing proprietary is actually harder.

I remember my first week on Lemmy. It was a few years back. I went to a place that I now know of as news@lemmy.world. I saw a post about something life threatening regarding Trump. I forget what exactly. I commented “haha, good.” Several minutes later I was perm banned by jeffw. That’s about the time I realized this place wasn’t any different than Reddit, a place I never got banned from in the 10 years I was there, and I should treat people how they treat me.

So I guess thank jeffw for creating the monster you see before you. 🙂🙃🙂

Edit: Dr. Jeffenstein!

The Nazis run Lemmy too my friend.

You can ban me for whatever. You don’t need to actually follow your rules lmfao, that’s for me to have to follow.

Eye. Roll. AAAB

I’m not providing a username, officer.

You have a short memory my friend. I’m not a racist, misogynist, bigot, *phobic, or PTB. So I guess you’re just part of the problem.

I’d try to coin AAAB (all admins are bastards), but that’s just sounds like an adorable sheep bleating, and you are anything but.

You gonna ban YourBestFriend? You would, wouldn’t you?

I’m aware you support silencing resistance.

Going for round 3

Yes, all Nazis should die. But apparently calling for a Nazi to die will get you banned. Logic that doesn’t work in my brain.

Yeah, I’ll skip that truth social haha.

The trouble with self hosting is that leads to credit card trails (unless crypto, and still) and I don’t think asking for Trump to be assassinated in no joking way is something you want so easily attached to an identity. Make them work a little bit for it.

Shocker!!! Gov stays away and you don’t have to pay!

But all I speak is English. Unlessway erethay isway anway instanceway erewhay everyoneway ashay otay eakspay Igpay Atinlay. 😭

I guess I’ll just keep on getting a new account every two weeks like I have done for the past 3 years 😂

Welcome to fukkkin Lemmy.

You expect me to believe “Butt Master Flex” cannot find an appropriate time to say “my precious” and stare intensely while twiddling your fingers Mr.Burns style?

You sir, need to find your bootstraps

I can write entire sentences with my toes very easily. It’s a bit sloppy, but legible. However my toes cramp up quickly and I can’t perform all day. There goes my circus career.

Edit: with a pencil to be clear

That one dude who really wanted to die is very upset.