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The diagnosis is that the patient is a member of the family and has been in the hospital for a long time and has been treated for a long period of time and has had a very bad reaction to the medication and has been given a good doctor to treat the patient for a long term condition that is not a good idea to be honest with you.
wow I’m glad I don’t live there
I personally know of two different banks who send a notification to your phone app to verify that it’s you they are speaking with on the phone, and they will do this even when it’s them that called you and not the other way around.
It’s security theater as it doesn’t prove anything to either party (as it’s trivial for scammers to have a man-in-the-middle) but they still do it.
They’ve pissed so many billions of dollars into quantum computing, at least they’re using it for something.
Did anyone tell them that you can use the noise in a semiconductor junction to produce truly random numbers too? You can buy one for a few pennies.
Most recent episode is 17th Jan. Did they stop?
Perhaps memory loss is a symptom of long covid.
I want my altavista back
An SEO ghoul’s wet dream.
This is a horrible decision.
Cry me a fucking river.