Duras and Gowron??

That’s like saying a woman doesn’t do anything to have a child apart from having sex and birthing later that year.

I see a penis that’s 80% charged but pointed left.

When sorted alphabetically, sure.

Yeah, now we’ll only be fixing code manually.

Steam Deck sells out after 9/11

It is not.

Kid Rock’s fans are up in arms after

I’m sorry his what now?

I was using NextDNS instead of pihole because I wanted my ad blocking to still work when I’m out and about.

Couldn’t stay on the free tier because I make so many DNS requests. Which seemed weird - it’s just the two of us using the network?

Lo and behold, the fucking forgotten Roku attached to a TV was doing a fresh DNS lookup every 30 seconds to try to call home and send telemetry data. It accounted for like 60% of my DNS traffic!

That violin is much too big.

Realistically, most people entering as tourists need to be concerned with CBP asking for unlocked access to your phone, which will disappear into a back room for a few minutes while they presumably steal all your credentials. The broader scare stories about detention, interrogation, and deportation are really very rare.

I have some (stupid) non-white-passing family that have been travelling to the US (including Florida) regularly and they have had zero issues.

I would absolutely not go. Full stop. But when you look at the real numbers, tourist entry into the US isn’t down all that much and most people who desire to go don’t have any issues with immigration.

She was shot by a well-regulated militia, not a dog.

I mean they probably trained the AIs off his work, so it’s more like Snyder is the AI’s daddy.

Great now the fucking B-52s are stuck in my head.

I count 9 em dashes in this slop post.

They’re great for project work. Less so for daily routines (nobody wants to set them up every day).

I’ve done it with Post-It notes on a wall and every time I used it everything went soooo smoothly.

This is my absolute favourite movie of all time but I gave up recommending it to people.

The Coen brothers are too weird and nobody gets it but me, apparently 😭

I went to my 10th high school reunion to see what people did with their lives.

The ones who went into law enforcement? EXACTLY the ones you would expect.

My parents have a gas stove and when their microwave started failing, the stove igniter would click like crazy.

It’s just an electrical thing - you’re not in any danger. The gas valves are still manual valves you have to turn. The worst thing that can happen here is the igniter will spark. Keep your finger out of there.

You should get it looked into but don’t not cook or anything.

If I got mad at peoples lack of critical thinking I wouldn’t get very far in a day. But they are insane.

“Thank God for curing my cancer!”

“HE FUCKING GAVE IT TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!”