It’s a free ride when he thought he already paid.

I’ve seen all kinds.

Some will instantly change the lights and give cars a red.

Some will trigger the lights after a period of time - maybe synced to another traffic light, or a timer so it doesn’t change too quickly/often.

Some won’t actually cause the lights to change any sooner, but pressing the button will cause the chirping sound to play for people with visual impairments when the light finally changes.

And sometimes they’re broken and trigger the lights even when nobody pushed it. Those are fun when you’re driving a car.

Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.

Meh I’m keeping it up.

Haven’t played.

Tried.

How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?

Ich habe nichts verstanden.

Ford has always been good at snappy one liners in the press. Trump Lite is right.

Carney can talk all he wants about balanced economic reciprocity, but you know Ford easily gets to the top of Trump’s media feed when he says shit like “then we’ll shut off the water and power!”

Urges Canadians to resist?

That’s what we elected you for! Do the fucking resisting, Mark!

I’m sure the article was more nuanced than that but the paywall hit me after the first paragraph.

I think of how many guards across Skyrim used to be an adventurer before they took an arrow to the knee, and think LLM output would be an improvement there.

Let the writers write the stories and quests. I am far less attached to what random background NPCs have to say, but it’s nice they’d say something.

Nope. I think it’s mostly a dead idea.

My mom is still hoarding (for me) a set of fine china dishes I inherited from my grandmother. They’re really nice.

But what am I going to do with them? Add specific furniture to my too-small home to store them so I can pull them out for certain dinner parties? We barely host for dinner anymore, and when we do, we keep it casual.

I think china cabinets go along with a whole bunch of social niceties that were important in the 20th century and have since withered.

Which password manager? I had the same problem with BitWarden until I found a buried setting to tweak each password domain. Maybe there’s a badly advertised feature in yours, too?

I always assumed people used those sites because they didn’t want to get in trouble for “actually” pirating software.

And yet the workers are still making shit wages. It’s absurd.

Because I’m already high and forgot I don’t have any food in the house.

I seriously think this happened. I never used to see people signaling right and then turning left from a MIDDLE lane. People used to at least slow down at a red light before making a right turn. My dashcam went from an insurance policy to a highlight reel of absolute idiocy every time I drive.

I think it’s time everyone gets a road test every time they renew their drivers license.

I mean fuk people get shot by their pets there…

This made me laugh so fucking hard. Because it’s true.

It does make them special in one very important way: it’s much harder for police to catch them.

An amazing disguise. The smell didn’t give ANYTHING away.

Most of them were relatives we stayed with.

There were only like, maybe 7 occasions where I broke into a random home to inspect the toilet.

Related to why I’m not allowed back into Belgium ever again.

That’s the right answer.

It seems weird in this context, but the normal case is if you’re paying with a gift card. If I had a $110 dinner and had a $100 gift card that was subtracted off the total, the expected tip would be off the $110, not just the $10 paid out of pocket.

Well it’s not a glop nor a goop. It’s not really an ooze either.

So I’m saying yes. It’s a goo.