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All you have to do is share your address. I guarantee you’ll get the help you need.

Oh yeah, the harlem shake. I was just clearing out old pictures from my backup drive and found one of those.

It’s the age old sneaking things past the censors. It works because the kids don’t have the concepts to even think about this in that manner. Also, the brevity of it in the actual animation means even the understanding children and adults aren’t processing this as a thing, but a mere moment in the action.

I still remember that old ‘11 dolphins or intimate embrace’ graphic, and my own transition from seeing the dolphins to the couple.

TBF the image of squirting in porn is just watersports with a different name. It allows them to enjoy something taboo while calling it something ‘acceptable.’ This is just straight up talking about dried, crusty must being cleaned by tongue.

Btw, you don’t even notice it.

What’s the old joke about men not having a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money? I now have a new reason to slot in.

Shitposts was alive and well before violet, and it will be alive and well when the cia gets bored.

Huh. I’ve never thought about this before, but as a question to all the folks with an enlarged prostate, do you get extra sensation back there?

Furry: whines softly and wags tail

Then starts licking you or something. Just don’t make eye contact and you won’t get your leg peed on.

I think I prefer to lick his taint while I’m humming to really tickle his glans. It’s difficult to get the humming right when you bob deep enough, but with some practice it’s almost second nature.

I’ve got a thing for something something the extremes

something something somethings find in magazines.

Damn, what sort of magician’s tricks are they playing with the lighting? No way is a pair of shorts that vibrant.

Fancy bingo, like you’ll find in old folks’ homes, has different patterns each go round. So just imagine that in this round it’s anything goes.

I’ll gargle your buff homies like a frying pan gargles donuts. Send em my way.

How is it nothing but archives? I’m literally posting from it.

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