spudnik [he/him, they/them]

Thank you, I was trying to formulate this or something like it in my head and wasn’t getting anywhere

No wonder he’s so tired

This is just sour grapes from a big red dog mad about little blue dogs being popular with kids these days! There’s no evidence to base these wild accusations on!

Pangolins on a zeppelin

Mr Lean and it’s still Rowan Atkinson, refusing to talk while only making the noises, but he’s featured in a bunch of mid 2000s Houston area rap videos

https://youtu.be/7yze5rGLaqg

First name, last name and occupation? Lizard Man Lizard Man, and uh lizard man

I’ve seen more than one bumper sticker that had “Man I Love Frogs” and a cute little froggy around town, and it always gets me lol

Oh yes, because of the noodles you see