Did you have a kid, or did you become hotter?
Yeah
Does a cat count as a kid
Unfortunately no
What about a young goat my neighbor had one could steal it
yeah stealing goats is hot
Goats are fun but if you bring them inside they will excrete goat pellets all over the floor.
If your neighbour is rich then maybe
technically, yes
Yes
Would the plural of milf be milfs or milves?
It used to be milfs but Tolkien used Milves in his work, subsequent Fantasy material did the same and now Milves is the common verbiage.
i never did get around to reading the milvarillion
Feanor crafting Milfs that are so universally sought after it plunges the world into chaos is pretty funny.
Milvin milves
M’ilf
Man I Love Fighting
Would a non-binary ilf be a nilf or a pilf? Ooor a nbilf… thilf tilf… eilf enbilf
I’m going with nilf because that’s funniest
Man I Love Fish
I’ve seen more than one bumper sticker that had “Man I Love Frogs” and a cute little froggy around town, and it always gets me lol
hello fellow milf how goes it this fine evening
Congrats on achieving milfhood!
I feel like I’m not hot enough yet to call myself a real milf just yet, but I’m slowly getting there. Aspiring milf maybe?
What should I do in Kansas City Missouri with a day off ive got coming up?
Go down to the Missouri river put your feet in the mud and get very drunk
Cant drink :(
very high? 😭
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You’re a MILF to…yourself???
Do you wish you were a bile
instead?hell yeah, was it like the quickening in highlander when it happened?
what are the signs of being a milf
Being a woman
Being over 25Damn I’ve been a milf for a lot longer than I thought
In your milf experience, do dilfs tend to gravitate towards milfs? Or do you repel each other?
Milfs attract milfs in my experience
based based based based based
Thank you for educating me about milfs. If I may ask another couple of questions:
Are there secret -ilfs us laypeople aren’t privy to?
Has your milf status lead to any conflict in your life, especially from non-milfs?
Based
It is called narcissism
Whats called narcissism
That’s not a question
