volcel_olive_oil [he/him]

astonishingly bad post

who do you think put themselves on the gas pedal to do it…

a president has died… but which one?

candidates:

obamna - possible cause: uhh let me drink everclear

W - possible cause: stranded and out of gas in the forbidden zone

brandon - possible cause: you know, the thing

donny - possible cause: fell into spike trap prepared by Vance

I have to keep my thumb in check so nobody sees it bend too far to keep my job