ITT: he’s dead till the sight of him proves otherwise 
As you can see, many trustworthy sources are now saying it.
At the senseless age of 79
just a kid
barely had hair on his brazhool
didnt even get a chance to shoot someone on fifth avenue!
He outsourced that to Alec Baldwin
a president shooting someone on fifth avenue in broad daylight would be novel, alec baldwin cutting out proper safety procedures until someone inveitably dies is practically patriotic
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He was killed by woke 😔 W has defeated Q
a president has died… but which one?
candidates:
obamna - possible cause: uhh let me drink everclear
W - possible cause: stranded and out of gas in the forbidden zone
brandon - possible cause: you know, the thing
donny - possible cause: fell into spike trap prepared by VanceW - possible cause: stranded and out of gas in the forbidden zone
“Am I a joke to you?”who do you think put themselves on the gas pedal to do it…
apology for bad english
where were you trump die
i was at house scrolling hexbear when phone ring
“trump is kil”
“yes…ha ha ha…yes”
c’mon things… Happen alreadyppl are saying it was his heart but i heard RFK fiddled with his diet coke button and it went haywire and killed him
Okay though but imagine if he is dead and it has something to do with RFK making some kind of health recommendation.
He’s probably just getting cosmetic surgery. He’s gonna show up in 2 weeks looking like giga chad.
he’s getting the quirked up white boy surgery like mark zuckerberg
No it’s a BBL. He’s taking his buccal fat to do it too, getting both kinds of cheek tuned up.
Giga chud
I don’t think he’s actually dead but I hope beyond hope that he is.
shush. he ded here.
average lifespan of american man
78 yrs
Trump age
79 yrs
average lifespan of an empire
250 years
amerikkka age
249 years
That’s life expectancy at birth. Life expectancy at age 70 is still about 15 years, and at 80 it’s about 10.
On his deathbed Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
it’s still unreal that a sitting president shit out his doodoo ass to death
Please be dead it’d be so fucking funny
Funniest outcome is that he’s in a coma and appears to be gone, but then comes back as soon as they initiate succession of powers.
This is appropriate because Schrodinger was also a pedophile
