Y’all use lotion?
Your inefficiency disgusts me.
Use soap or shower gel, and you clean it at the same time.
This is r/pasting all over again. Welcome to 2012
A “joke” only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse.
But hey, this is shitposting, so…
Child abuse???
Mutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is.
If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻
Who is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?
Who else needs lotion or anything to do it, other than cut dudes?
… I jerk off with lotion… I’m uncircumcised
Yikes. Never ever heard anyone doing that. Except the murican stereotype-jerker. Lotion and a box of kleenex.
But well, in that case you’re obviously not the target demographic of my comment 😁
What possible demographic are you targeting?
I, unironically, would like to try this
Don’t
put
minty
things
on genitals.
I’m sure I’ve told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn’t have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.
She didn’t wait for it to fully dissolve.
It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.
I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.
It was not a fun time.
Sounds like it was for her
I think I’m gonna do it
Report back if you survive the experience
Hoptal
Don’t forget to rinse with Listerine after
I can almost guarantee it would burn horribly
Horribly or magically?
I tried optimizing my morning routine by brushing/mouth washing while in the shower, it was a bad bad idea.
Yeah, brushing in the shower is not for optimization. It’s to feel the feral freedom of the falling foam, that you have been forced to be careful about your whole life, and reveling in shucking those anxieties.
