As an owner of girlcock, i do pee while sitting, unless i have to use public restroom, then i pee standing. Public toilets are way to creepy and gross for me to touch them.

I’ve been a devoted sitter for a while. If you stand, you are peeing on your floor. Maybe not a lot, maybe not even a perceptible amount on any individual trip, but definitely some, and over time, a lot. I’m of the opinion it’s weird to pee on your own floor, and have been enthusiastically lambasted for this on multiple occasions. Some men for example find it unmanly. Which, putting aside for a moment the fact that there is no inherent correlation with manliness and goodness, is bullshit. Unless they stand to pee when pooping, they already pee sitting down on a regular basis. All I’m doing is increasing the frequency of seated micturation.

As a man, I don’t justify my choice of peeing positions to anyone. I sit or stand if I want to, and anyone who doesn’t like it can fuck off and take their opinions with them.

I’ve worked in one of those oldhead machine shops where they deliberately don’t have any chairs in the work area because “if you’re not standing you’re not working.” You bet I sat my ass down on the toilet instead of using the urinal.

Sit at home stand in public toilets

I sit down when I pee
There’s nothing that crazy ‘bout me
I’m just takin’ a whiz, mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?

Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number two

No can do, I’m taking a pee
Sitting on the loo, having a good long wee

Are you sitting down?

I’m sitting down

And you’re not making brown?

I’m not making brown

Are you making iced tea?

Just lemonade

But are you sitting down?

I’m sitting down!

Why don’t you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal can

If you really wanna know why I’m sitting strong
I just can’t stand touching my dong

Depends what I’m doing. Escaping work? Sit. Half asleep? Sit. Just trying to get shit done but I’m having this annoying ass interruption? Stand. Watering the graves of assholes? Stand. Anything else is basically sit. Oh except gross toilets you really don’t want to touch.

At night, sit. I don’t want to clean that shit. Unless I’m pissing in the fridge, the light and cold air is nice.

P.S. I’m trying to donate a kidney and I needed to keep 24 hours of urine refrigerated. At night I figured there was no reason to take the jug to the bathroom.

I chimney up the stall about halfway and drop that deuce like a mountain goat.

That’s a long-ass piss.

Don… do you pee just once a day?

There comes a time in a man’s life when sitting down on the toilet means your carry-on might meet an unexpected water landing.

Sit at home, stand at work. My daughter would reach through my legs and try to grab the stream so it’s just habit now.

You’re all wrong. The only proper way is to sit down in reverse. It gives you direct access to the funnel, zero chance of missing.

Amen