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minus-squarePope-King Joe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·3 days agoOh come on. This is ridiculous. We all know he already got McConnell.
minus-squarearrow74@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up25·3 days agoAt this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support. I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
minus-squareBeangut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·3 days agoI just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·3 days agohttps://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders. Dude is fucking dead.
minus-squarePhotonic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-23 days agoMcConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
minus-squarePope-King Joe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agoWeekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.
minus-squarecrunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoThat was kind of the plot of the movie
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoThe Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoI fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going. They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
minus-squarePhotonic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 days agoWell it couldn’t be much worse than the real thing. Actually, maybe he already is…
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 days agoThese things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
minus-squareExatron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoBonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 days agoI don’t think I like your attitude
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoI talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
minus-squarePope-King Joe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoOh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance
Here’s a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.
That was kind of the plot of the movie
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
Well it couldn’t be much worse than the real thing.
Actually, maybe he already is…
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
I don’t think I like your attitude
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.