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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

Maybe next time

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Maybe next time

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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    How else are you going to be able to tell it’s written in AMERICAN¿

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    Beginner mistake: It’s clearly striked through.
    Maybe you need something bigger like the depicted anti-materiel-rifle (top-down view) that non-professionals often mistaken for a screwdriver picture.

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    Pretty sure that stand requires a MAC-10, not an Uzi.

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    But did you stand puzzled over a pile of wood, arguing? And then talk about the book you read

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      Mos def

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    Now I want an Uzi impact gun. A drill would still be cool, but the rapid bang bang of impacting would be more fitting.

    Just give the lug nuts a quick burst to loosen them up, BRRRRRRT!!!

    Of course, this would be a very dangerous item to be seen in public with.

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      A perfectly ordinary normal Uzi can already be used to unfasten lug nuts.

      However, it doesn’t do a very good job of re-fastening them. And, also, ammo is pretty expensive.

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    Of course you didn’t need your Uzi, you silly billy! That’s clearly a Micro Uzi.

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      I’m glad they switched over from Micro Uzi B to Uzi BC.

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    Depends on how annoying your helper is really

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    Not required?

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    You can still use it for some victory shots in the air afterwards. As tradition dictates. It is known, Khaleesi

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      That are some serious Far Cry 4 tactics: Everytime some rebels were freed they’re shooting in the air like crazy.

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