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minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·edit-21 day agoThe best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.
minus-squareSlovene85@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoOnly if you don’t utilize the implication
minus-squarewhoisearth@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 hours agoJust like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one. Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoEhhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it. Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.
minus-squareWhiteOakBayou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoI know it should set off alarms when there are always sailboats for sale relatively cheap but I struggle to resist the urge to buy a cabin sailboat I can sleep in. In my imagination it’ll be like an RV but in the Gulf.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoTo simulate sailboat ownership, turn your shower on maximum cold, stand directly under the faucet, and tear $100 bills into pieces. (Not my joke)
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 day agoI have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoCertainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.
minus-squareOR3X@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoBut then you have to live in satan’s armpit…
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoYou cook with what you got in the fridge, sibling
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoIf it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 hours agoThis explains waterfowl.
The best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.
Only if you don’t utilize the implication
Just like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one.
Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.
Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.
Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.
I know it should set off alarms when there are always sailboats for sale relatively cheap but I struggle to resist the urge to buy a cabin sailboat I can sleep in. In my imagination it’ll be like an RV but in the Gulf.
To simulate sailboat ownership, turn your shower on maximum cold, stand directly under the faucet, and tear $100 bills into pieces.
(Not my joke)
I have to buy a boat, a truck and a driveway? Look at mr moneybags over here
Certainly helps to live somewhere like South Carolina.
But then you have to live in satan’s armpit…
You cook with what you got in the fridge, sibling
If it floats, fucks or flys, it will be a nightmare.
This explains waterfowl.