How many Morriseys does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because there is a light and it never goes out.
Every other light bulb joke i hear, the number is arbitrary - it could be 10/100/1000 with no loss to the joke. But “none” and for that reason is the only possible correct answer to that joke.
My favourite light bulb joke is:
How many Morriseys does it take to change a light bulb? None, because there is a light and it never goes out.
Every other light bulb joke i hear, the number is arbitrary - it could be 10/100/1000 with no loss to the joke. But “none” and for that reason is the only possible correct answer to that joke.
How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One but it takes 30 episodes.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just Juan.
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They’ll just wait for it to burn out and then follow it around for 40 years.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A Brazilian
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Also two: one to change the bulb and one to say “I can do that too”.