Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra […] was a Spanish writer widely regarded as the greatest writer in the Spanish language […] He is best known for his two-part novel Don Quixote, a work considered to be the first modern novel. Don Quixote has been labelled by many well-known authors as the “best book of all time” and the “best and most central work in world literature”.

Wow first try and already perfected the artform, why did anyone else bothered writing books? Idiots!