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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

Plot twist: he’s in the White House bathroom

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Plot twist: he’s in the White House bathroom

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Well you know it’s clean at least because Trump shits his pants before ever getting there.

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    It could’ve been worse. Much worse

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      I think, that was the wish

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    We’re making jokes, but is this a kid held in the President’s bathroom?

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      I think this may be from the Epstein files

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    This is exactly what a genie would do

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      Like all the wishes in Bedazzled.

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        Well, she was the devil but I get your point.

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        Or wishmaster

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    The look of sheer sadness on the guy’s face is just the cherry on top of the cake.

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    That’s on you for not being clear. Genie shit 101.

    “Piss on me, genie”

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      Yeah, can’t trust a genie ever, you ask them for a billion euros they just cranks up inflation to infinity.

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        Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract.

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          Genie just ends the worlds. If there’s no world, there’s no contract.

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    a golden shower? he wants to piss?

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      The exact opposite, my friend! He wants to be pissed on.

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    Looks like someone didn’t use a wish audit

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    Imagine him getting all agitated about his dream persons/characters entering his place only to do minor plumbing/decoration and leave.

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