Maybe I am cat, my gardening always looks like that
There are far, far worse things to be, my friend.
Is it too late to blame the dog?
This is why the kitten is not allowed in the room that has plants occasionally.

“Good, you can help me hold down the rest of this dirt before it escapes!”
Cat: I was just…investigating….who could have done this.
That gave me a fucking vision of my own black cat. I do not trust her.
I was just digging for treasure, haha.
Wait, it’s not what this looks like!
Cats need hobbies too ya know.
what kind of plant is that?
A catcus.
Looks prickly.
Missed opportunity. Something like, ‘a critical condition one.’
A black one with yellow eyes. Called Felix Exhumandus
“You see nothing!”
Who snitched?
They were going to put it back before you got home.
Leave me alone, I need to poop.
i am one with the soil
“I’m one with the soil. The soil is with me.”








