When somebody insists that the food they made is good and that you should have some but refuses to eat it themselves, you know that they’re lying and the food is shit.
oh hey, you were at the big family dinner last night.
it was my mother’s turn to cook and she didn’t eat anything. there was enough food, just it was really, really bad.
pro cooking tip for all y’all out there: never, and i do mean never, go into your spice cabinet and just grab seven random spices to season a dish. actually think about what you’re cooking.
she made rice with garam masala and cream of tartar, dill, garlic, basil. like what the fuck.
When somebody insists that the food they made is good and that you should have some but refuses to eat it themselves, you know that they’re lying and the food is shit.
oh hey, you were at the big family dinner last night.
it was my mother’s turn to cook and she didn’t eat anything. there was enough food, just it was really, really bad.
pro cooking tip for all y’all out there: never, and i do mean never, go into your spice cabinet and just grab seven random spices to season a dish. actually think about what you’re cooking.
she made rice with garam masala and cream of tartar, dill, garlic, basil. like what the fuck.
It could’ve worked, but one doesn’t do such risky culinary experimentations when cooking for others.
or ASKS them whether they want to be a test mouth. doesn’t make it the whole damn meal.
Kinda how anything with “gourmet” on it is shit?
Are they eating it themselves?
Because, IMHO, it requires both conditions to apply.