Groomsman = Groomsfighter
Chairman = Chairfighter
Fooman = FooFighter
Excel level autocomplete
woman = wofighter?
Streetman = Streetfighter
Streetman = streetfighter
Idk what’s streetman though.
Policeman = Police officer
Fireman = Fire officer
Repairman = Repair officer
Mailman = Mail officer
Fisherman = Fisher officer
I’m just saying nobody ever wrote a song called “Fuck the Fisher Officer…”
Fish officer maybe
Same with Fishfighter, sounds much closer to the truth, and I can’t stop imagining a person wrestling with a large tuna or catfish in a shallow water
They can’t all be the same class tho.
Firefighter
Policeranger
Mailmage
Fisherbard
And let’s assign their race, too.
Human Firefighter
Elf Policeranger
Gnome Mailmage
Half-Orc Fisherbard
Horcfard, the half orc Fisher bard.
Why do you have to bring race into it?!
/s
So the policeranger has an excuse to shoot the rest of them
So the DM knows what bonuses they have. 😌
eh, fishers are more rangers than police.
Some lotta police is more orc (organized, following orders, and if you see a group of them, just turn back)
I know this is a joke but I will be pendantic and say there is already a gender neutral word for fisherman, which is fishmonger.
It’s sad, the few things one can monger.
War, fish, rumors, cheese, fear, and whores, not much else to be a mongerer-of :(
Fisherman - Fishmonger
Mailman - Mailmonger
Policeman - Policemonger
Fireman - Firemonger
I thought a fishmonger was someone who sells fish at market, not the person who catches them.
Is it pedantry if it isn’t true though? Or am I being woooooshed?
Firefighter, pig, courier, fisher
Fishfighter, not fisherfighter. No idea why, just sounds better.
Otherwise no notes
A mailman is a letter carrier.
Gun shooty man = warfighter
This is the most boring d&d party. How about:
- firefighter
- policerogue
- mailcleric
- fisherranger
Quick! Mailcleric cast spare the…package! This one’s taken a beating!
“I cast Detect Dead… Letter.”
“This letter is simply addressed to “Johnny” in red crayon.”
casts deduce address
“10225 Arcadia Drive.”
maleclerk
fisherranger
Favored enemy: bass.
LineSorcerer MilkBard HandyArtificer CameraWarlock
Hackerfighter
