ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up1223arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1217arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square107fedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 days agoBut if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoThats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoOr bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 hours ago bring JD Vance with you every time you poop. JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoNo, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.
But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
No, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.