Intentionally vague use of “emergency situation” to encourage people to share. If you handle emergency situations as a profession, what’s a particularly interesting one.

  • AA5B@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Hmmm, I had a similar emergency a bunch of years back but never thought to sell one of the kids.

    In my case it was the town sanitation department trying to unclog the sewers by blasting a high pressure stream up my house’s drain line. The only consequence was me having a conversation with them about distinguishing the sewer lines from home drains

    • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      unclog the sewers by blasting a high pressure stream up my house’s drain line.

      Funnily enough, this is a common tactic used to prevent having the kids in the first place and avoid these emergencies all together.