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The smell of his shit wafting from the cart would’ve given him away.
Wow. Actual Trump headlines have been indistinguishable from satire for at least a decade now (to me anyway) and this is the first one that made me think “There’s no way this is real.”
And it is? Amazing.
I hope he was uncomfortable and scared the whole time.
Unfortunately we couldn’t tell if he pooped his pants because he was scared, or if he just pooped his pants.
I wonder if they just told him that to have a break from being with him 18hrs a day for however many days that trip took.
Those catering carts must be huge for those elite folk.
This is a very crafty way to write a headline to get around my filters 😤
B-b-but don’t you know that if you filter content on a social media website, you’re literally condoning every bad thing ever and perpetuating every problem in the world and you will be completely unaware of any news at all because you didn’t come to it through social media?
Now that bullshit is out of the way, do you know any place on Lemmy or Piefed that people are sharing these filters? Feels like we’re coming up on another season where they’ll be put to the test.
I use piefed which has built-in keyword filters, so there’s not really any point sharing them because it’s just a list of keywords.
If you want to get the same thing on the lemmy frontend then I used to use a uBO custom filter that looked something like this:
lemmy.dbzer0.com##.post-listing:has(.post-title:has-text(/trump|elon|musk/im)) lemmy.dbzer0.com##.post-listing:has(.card-text:has-text(/trump|elon|musk/im)) lemmy.dbzer0.com##.post-listing:has(.card:has-text(/trump|elon|musk/im))I changed the hostname to your instance, but I’ve never tested it there. It might work if the page layout is not too different from the lemmy default.
This should be his life from now until the day of his death. A whinny little bitch scared for his life because of a war he himself started over nothing.
Pity the taxpayer is paying to fuel up a fully-loaded Boeing 747 and a C-32 to fly this one piece of shit around…
I hope he is scared and has to hide everywhere he goes for the rest of his hopefully short life.
Bet he shit himself in there too
Obviously, he was in there more than 10 minutes.
Must have been a BIGly cart for shitler to fit.
What a weak man
Did anyone else hear the Keystone cops music in their heads, when they pictured this?
