Prompted by an Iranian assassination threat, Donald Trump departed on a secret military flight in an extraordinary ruse that involved hiding the president in an airport catering cart, according to reporting from the Washington Post and the New York Times.
"Look, people are asking me about aircraft catering carts. And I tell them, nobody knows catering carts better than me, okay? Nobody!
These carts, they are INCREDIBLE. Absolutely top of the line.
People come up to me, big flight attendants, strong people, with tears in their eyes, they say, ‘Sir, we put hundreds of sodas in there, the little cans, the snacks, everything, and it still moves so light. Nobody else could design a cart like this’."
– Trump probably
Why the hell would they reveal this? Seems like a terrible idea. Secret Service never reveals details about things like that. Or at least, they shouldn’t.
Would have been a shame if they forgot he was in there
Are they sure he was hiding in there? Maybe he just went in there to eat in private and just so happened to get wheeled on board the plane. I could see him stuffing himself inside one of those things just so we can nosh on some shrimp away from all the judgy eyes.
Weird flex
He’ll never fit in there, it’s full of cheeseburgers…
The brain aneurysm to imitate this tom foolery was long and brain deadening
“I don’t, i don’t know what your talking about, cheese burgers are meant to be on the table,” *rubs suspiciously 40 servings of mcdonalds cheese burgers shaped belly * “not below mind you, that’s where the pizza goes, haha yes the pizza, most like my food, ok, friend of mine, a GREAT friend, my friends great ol mister big E, said if he couldn’t get a daily cheese burger slice he’d hang himself, literally had to have his cheese burgers haha what a guy, reminds me of my friend, my great friend, who got autism because he didn’t eat enough cheese burgers! Can you believe it?” rubs orange belly drool dripping from his mouth “couldn’t catch me, CAN’T catch me with my with some cheese burgers not on the table, no sir and you know what i told this friend? My guy? I said to him, we’re gobs make these cheese burgers great again and put em back on the table, so good they’ll throw another parade, like the one for my birthday yes my birthday cheese burger parade my, love for this country God yes take me, take me God for a date cuz you know he’s a good friend, his son and i real close, real close friends, you know he invited me to his last birthday party before the elephants attacked, crazy elephants wanting the cheese burgers. Maybe that’s why it’s before the table to guide the cheese burgers from the Siri democratic elephants. Good friend that was good friend.”
Sorry. No way Fatty McRapist is getting into a catering cart. Maybe the back of a catering van. Assuming you bleach it before putting food back in it.
It sounds like it was like a wheeled trolley you’d see in a hotel hallway, but I think it was actually a cargo container of some sort used to load catering cargo on and off the plane. Although I’m not completely dismissing the image of him crouched under a tablecloth being wheeled down the tarmac by a butler concealing an MP5.
don’t do caterers like that. they’d tie his leash to the bumper at most
Didn’t he survive 2 assasination attempts before without worry, what’s the difference with a mere threat?
This one would be done by someone semi-competent and explosives likely over an idiot reactionary with a gun.
Yeah but if he survived, think of the ratings! He’ll do another pose, photos will take millions of photos and they’ll put him on the front page of the newspaper!
Don’t live in fear Mr Trump!
This one would be done by someone semi-competent and explosives likely over an idiot reactionary with a gun.
This threat was real and not a false flag?
Wouldn’t someone have noticed the smell?
“Why does this food smell like somebody died shitting themselves?”
Or the obnoxiously large “catering cart?” A normal one couldn’t possibly hide his giant ass.
They have a scissor lift box truck that the food comes in and then they lift it up to the plane and wheel the carts off. They got JFK’s dead body on air force one the same way.
Now the whole plane smells like fake tan.
Elaborate ruse Is a bit dramatic here. This has all the complexity of a bugs bunny sketch.
I wonder if he shat himself while they folded him up to fit him in there. I’m surprised he was flexible enough.
Meaning the staff and reporters on the other plane were being used as decoys without their knowledge or consent.
That’s pretty fucked up.
I bet that’s what all those civilians were saying when Americans killed 100+ people while kidnapping the president of Venezuela.
I’m not really sure what point you’re trying to make.
I hope there’s a VEEP/Arrested Development like show about this cartoonish presidency in a couple years. There’s so much material.
Veep is severely underrated imo.
It would be an absolute 👨🍳 💋 if they cast the SNL actors who portray them in the series too lol
“Damn! Why does this food cart smell like shit?”
That’s just the President’s’ McDonald’s lunch.
I bet it was his idea
