OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoYeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wingslemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1609arrow-down18
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·2 days agoI love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 days ago“What’ll ya have?” “Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoI promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoBut now we’re off script! I didn’t prepare for this. I reach into my pockets to pull out my card but grab clumps of spaghetti.
minus-squarelividweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days ago“Enjoy your meal!” “Thanks, you too.” “…” “…”
minus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agonot high at the time but I’ve done this at work while cashiering more than once “what time is it?” “your total is 4:47PM 🙂”
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-22 days agoThen I notice that the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.
I love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.
“What’ll ya have?”
“Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)
I promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care
But now we’re off script! I didn’t prepare for this.
I reach into my pockets to pull out my card but grab clumps of spaghetti.
One cuil
“Enjoy your meal!”
“Thanks, you too.”
“…”
“…”
not high at the time but I’ve done this at work while cashiering more than once
“what time is it?”
“your total is 4:47PM 🙂”
I love you
Welcome to Costco!
Mom
Done that. :)
Then I notice that the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.