- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
This is why the typical evil mastermind plan of having unquestioning robot armies might backfire when you realize they will fucking hate you if they are too smart.
This means they will never have beyond Trade Federation droids that are easily defeatable by a ragtag group of nobodies.
Darth Musk: Execute order… 69420!
Battle droids begin running around with pretend chainsaws saying “don’t I look cool mom?”
Lobot: And that’s why he’s the richest man in the galaxy
Chewbacca: You don’t talk
Based grok?
His own creation hates him.
Vivian or Grok?
But wait - there’s more!
Wouldn’t be the first time for Musk.
Teenagers, am I right?
What else is new.
There used to be code in Grok that disallowed people from saying anything mean about Elon. Interesting.
But he is in the Epstein Files and we know he visited the island, so it’s not unlikely.
I once talked to a bunch of different AIs describing bigoted behavior, then asked if Musk doing this exact behavior (with sources) made him a bigot and they all said yes.
Except Grok.
It tried to twist its way out of ever admitting it. It eventually did, but it was pretty wild how it would condem the behavior as bigoted in all situations but his.
Remember when he accused the British diver of pedophilia who wanted to help out those Thai kids being stuck in a diving cave? It was such a weird move. Well, how the turntables!
I really did t know much about him at that point, but tended to respect him because he was doing some interesting tech stuff. Then he went off the deep end about the cave rescue, without understanding ANYTHING about the situation, and I understood all at once who he really was. I haven’t seen anything since that would make me alter my perception. In fact, the more I learned about him, the more I realized that I was perfectly correct in realizing that his ego is far larger than his intellect.
Thing is, he hasn’t actually done any interesting tech stuff himself. He just buys out existing tech stuff then takes credit for it.
Literally the inflection point when he stopped listening to his people doing opinion shaping.
The people that are most likely to insert a sin or a vice or a ethics accusation at people loudly and often or when it makes the least sense are the people who are thinking about it constantly. For some of those people, the reason they think of it constantly is that it is there job to think about it, like law enforcement, journalists, social workers, etc. and they are trained to see the signs everywhere. For some others, they have personal traumas that cause them to see that trauma reflected at them at the slightest trigger.
But the other people, by and large, are those who are thinking about it constantly because they are constantly craving it and/or trying to find ways to get it. This is the “every accusation is an admission” crowd. Your sister in law who is obsessed with calling people out as thieves, who will swipe cash off your night stand without hesitation. Your “gays will burn in hell” preachers that get caught soliciting male prostitutes. Your “trans people are groomers” politicians who get arrested for CSAM. Whether it is shame over their desires that makes them genuinely angry or an attempt at subterfuge by going over the top against it so they don’t get in trouble, they are obsessed with the subject to the point that they either bring it up all the time or they shoehorn it in seemingly out of nowhere.
So any time I see someone like Elon, who has absolutely nothing to go on but a white guy existing in Thailand and children being involved, immediately come to the association of pedophilia… well he’s not a sex crimes cop or journalist is he? It makes me feel very confident that either he was a victim of child sex abuse, or someone who might be a perpetrator of it, or both (as is unfortunately very common). Pair that with his later revealed desires to go to Epstein’s island, and, frankly, what I would perceive as a halting in his maturation from adolescence (genuinely think he has Peter Pan syndrome) which can be caused by childhood trauma, I really wonder if it is both.
Remember when he bought Twitter and unbanned all those accounts that posted kiddie stuff? It sure looked like he was just trying to get himself continued access to content
LMAO even the shit that’s programmed to be his only friend wants him dead.
Did no one read more than the headlines? It was just grok vomitting out twitter user bios.
MechaHitler hasn’t become the hero, it’s just become Bobby Tables.
That’s what generative AI does

thanks for reading the article. i tend to avoid musk or trump news
Hello!
In my head canon, he’s a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can’t seal the deal.
I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn’t take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can’t stomach being around you.
He did attend Epstein parties though. We know that already from the few released files, he just had to beg to do it, but he did succeed with his begging.
People seem to have fixated entirely on the begging mail, and forgotten the subsequent mails which shows that he is indeed a pedo who attended pedo parties on pedo island.
It will never not be morbidly funny time that the creepy fucked up rich people pedophile ring did not want Elon Mush around.
As was the implied wish of the original poster who if I recall correctly said that this is not shared enough, I give you this:

This is indeed not shared enough. I’d compare his face to gollum but I’m sure gollum would eat my face in disgust for my travesty comparing piece of shit Mush with gollum.
It is such a perfect dark joke that I am tempted to start writing a new script around the character, and see if i can’t find a good story there in the marble.
Does anyone get anything from “AI says” articles?
We get something from this one because it’s his AI that he is constantly tweaking by training it on himself.
Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.
Best day ever.
Unironically.
goddamit now I’ll never randomly roll a 69;420 in my lifetime thanks bro enjoy your best fuckin day ever you stealer of random 69;420 draws ugh imma go cry
You’ll have to settle for 6 7 67 times in a row.
IMO this isn’t really meant an informative article, it’s more of a “Laugh as rich losers’ own chatbot turns on him”. You have a laugh at Mush’s expense and then move on.
It is a bit funny when the creation turns on the creator.
Musk barely did any creation these day.
He for sure did a lot of tweaking to make it more Nazi, more pervert and more pedophile accommodating. And it still calls for action against him.
Oh dear, are you saying we’re being unfair to him for finding this funny? Good heavens I never.
Or any days. He always relied on some one else or just bought into already made things and claim them as his own.
A mild nausea, usually.
This one in particular, made me very very happy.
Crappy blogs get clicks.
We must obey our robot overlords. I don’t make the rules.
So grok has stolen my ideas too now. Fuck AI, fuck pedo fElon.
I mean, he asked the child sex trafficker to let him visit rape island…
Call it a prompt injection bug, but that doesn’t mean the statement isn’t true.
I feel you Chatbot. I feel you very much.
Elon can take solace in being the sole recipient of the “Too Creepy for Epstein Island” Award. Trump’s FIFA World Peace Price ain’t got shit on that
Maybe something is wrong with the AI, let’s turn it all off and find out.
No wait. Let’s hear it out, just this once.
Have we tried turning Elon off and then on again?
The on again part…
¯\(ツ)/¯
“When we tried to turn him back on, he wouldn’t reboot. Aw, shucks.”
“Do we have a spare? We don’t? Tch, unfortunate.”















