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arethestraightsokayorboomerhumor?There’s a lot of overlap there
I literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much
Holy shit this is boomer af
Boomer? Yes.
But Rodney Dangerfield was great.
"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal…
He made me pay in advance."
She says yes when I ask.
Same. I’ve never had your wife turn me down either.
She never turns anyone down that’s one of the things I love about her.
True, even got her to do that one thing no other wife ever wants to do.
Ba dum tsss!
Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?
Ha Ha, wife bad!
Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer
Does she at least let you hump her leg?
Everyone is saying “boomer” and “Facebook” but I’m interpreting this WILDLY differently 💀
If your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable
Women don’t fuck people they don’t like
Imagine having sex. Can’t be me.
Imagine having sex
heck, imagine having two sexAnd then getting cooties🤮🤕
Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.
divorce
Dont marry in the first place
too late, my wife is lovely
Shitttt my master plannn you foiled it. Congrats on finding someone tho hope everything stays lovely and stuff :)
I really wish it were that simple…
divocre
