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chmod755@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

What would you do today if today was your last day?

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What would you do today if today was your last day?

chmod755@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    grab a sniper and get to work.

  • Toasticus@piefed.social
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    6 hours ago

    Chaos.

  • n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca
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    6 hours ago

    Get right with Jesus

  • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com
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    13 hours ago

    Eat till I threw up

  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Same thing we do every day. Take over the world.

  • Stern@lemmy.world
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    Shoot a billionaire

    for legal reasons: “a billionaire” is what I call heroin.

    • tourist@lemmy.world
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      you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.

      you need more than a day

      also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance

      you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad

      walk up to any old lady with a bad hip

      figure out if she has Alzheimer’s

      if she does

      congratulations, you are her relative

      dig through her medicine cabinet

      look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps

      don’t actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn’t your last day

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    My attorney has recommended that I do not answer this question.

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I read this as in ‘Fear and loathing in Las Vegas’

  • MrShankles@reddthat.com
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    1 day ago

    Freeze with indecision

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Go to sleep so it ends faster.

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    Plan A: Mostly just play my guitars. Probably cook a nice dinner: steak, baked potato, asparagus, beer, ice cream. Talk about movies with my son (his favorite subject), and make sure to tell him that’s he’s the only thing that was ever truly important to me. Then I could go happy.

    Plan B: Go to the state capital, and take out as many MAGAs as I can.

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    Cry and masturbate

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      Crysturbating is the best.

      • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub
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        Christurbating is a sin

  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    Die

  • wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip
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    I’d try doing some Luigi shit

  • CallMeAl (like Alan)@piefed.zip
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    Give away my stuff to people who could use it and then go to a bar arcade or something like that

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    I’d do what I’m already doing today; spending a quiet day on the sofa with my wife.

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