Cylon cutlery
Pfft, amateur.
Ah, I see we’re using the “Fuck You” silverware collection tonight
I call the half spoon half fork!
Half spork!
Gotta go with the spoon nunchucks IMO
Don’t buy cutlery from the Backrooms
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer
cheaper than I expected
They get worse the more you look
So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
I don’t know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn’t run away from a place serving those utensils
What? No spoon with a hole in it?
Conventional tripe.
If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I’d buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!
Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.
cow utensils
Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?
I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery
I never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.
I like them. If they weren’t as expensive as they are, I’d actually buy them.
these could kill an autistic person
I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.
Adding this to the playlist: Angine de Poitrine
AI silverware.
these existed way before LLM were a thing. I remember my brother having cutleries similar to these in the 2010s.
Check other comments. It’s real. Just posh artists
I’m guessing you no longer want to have friends?
Cow Tools.
This is the exact type of dinnerware I’d expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
