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YoFrodo@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

If only I could power them with my disappointment

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If only I could power them with my disappointment

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YoFrodo@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • EonNShadow@pawb.social
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    4 hours ago

    My Bluetooth earbud did a low battery sound died as I was typing this comment

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  • DigDoug@lemmy.world
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    “Battery low”

    You’ve still got 50% battery remaining, you lying piece of shit.

  • Yeller_king@reddthat.com
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    One warning is great. The repeated warnings are not. Just let me enjoy the time I have left.

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      Like being diagnosed with a terminal illness and every day your doctor calls to remind you.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    It needs to yell it at a startling volume compared to what you were listening at.

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    But 3.5mm jacks are sooooooooo awful.

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      18 hours ago

      The phones are sooooooooooooo thick and unwieldy because of that hole!!!

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    22 hours ago

    I have a nice shower speaker that, when low on power, begins beeping every 5 seconds, with at least three times the volume of the music

    I get it, just give me 2 goddamn minutes to finish showering and then I’ll charge you!

  • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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    14 hours ago

    Batter Aziz!

    • jonzobot@lemmy.ca
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      11 hours ago

      Then get another one you moron!

  • tetris11@feddit.uk
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    Thick American Accent: "Power on” “Connected” “Pairing”

    Thick Japanese accent: “Low Battery, Please Recharge Headset.”

    • Ihmes@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      There is absolute peak YT with two voice actresses who have both done BT headphones (and other stuff) for various companies. https://youtu.be/V3BUlzk6qNU

    • djdarren@piefed.social
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      22 hours ago

      The Aussie Sexy Speaker enters the chat.

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        Power own

        Owkzillary mowde

      • VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca
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        12 hours ago

        I knew it was dankpod before I clicked!

    • Archer@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      Ze Bwuetoof Dewice

      • Anchorxiety@reddthat.com
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        Ze Bwuetoof Dewice Is Weady To Payah

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        22 hours ago

        the tts in my car’s bluetooth puck consistently mispronounces “bluetooth” as “blew-a-tooth”. truly a mark of high quality.

    • Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Mine’s a British woman. And the volume of that voice always seems to be much louder than whatever I was listening to, so it gives me a slight fright every time.

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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    It’s more like ‘BETWEEN 6 AND 12 HOURS PLAYTIME REMAINING.’

    I don’t know why companies that should know better don’t just stick with simple beeps. Sennheiser, you fucking idiots.

  • Zacryon@feddit.org
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    I do not understand why we are not allowed to just disable this feature.

    • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world
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      You can! Just go to the “place you buy earbuds” settings page and select “wired earbuds”. After I did that, the annoying warnings went away, and my earbuds gained infinite battery life!

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      Do you want to constantly check your settings page for the battery percentage?

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        I want them to just turn off when the battery is gone.

        If they want to make a single low volume alert at some low level telling me how much battery remains, that’s an extra. Anything else is hostile bullshit.

      • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world
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        You will pry these wired earbuds out of my cold dead ears!

        • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
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          Well, you don’t need to worry about battery warnings then!

      • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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        No I’d just charge it after heavy usage.

        • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
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          Then you won’t receive the warning

  • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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    I can’t even use Bluetooth earphones at this point because of this.
    They just make me anxious, I am constantly expecting to be startled by random loud voice at any point.

  • WagnasT@piefed.world
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    I paid for the whole battery let me use the whole battery, I don’t need it to tell me battery low every 2 minutes for half an hour.

  • yopyop@sh.itjust.works
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    You mean "BATTERY LOW !!! "

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    15 minutes of silence…

    POWER OFF

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    The pain. ☹️

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