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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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  • espentan@lemmy.world
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    It’ll make their eyes square.

    Edit: a phrase commonly used by parents to deter kids from watching too much tv, in Norway. Was it used in other countries too?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      That’s a funny way to put it. I’ve always heard (in the US) “it’ll hurt your eyes” in more general terms.

      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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        We were told sitting too close was bad for our eyes. Then they gave us all computers with crts to sit in front of.

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          That one was common in my household, too, and then I got an Amiga with a 13(?) inch crt and sat closer than ever before.

          My dad couldn’t understand the appeal and I still remember him bursting into my room, while I was playing pinball dreams, saying something like “look at the lovely weather! You need to spend some time outdoors, too!”

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        You’ll watch your eyes out

    • jakobmn@feddit.dk
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      We use that saying in Denmark as well.

      • Shyana@lemmy.world
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        Same in Germany :)

    • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
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      Yes.

      But it must be applied to ALL rectangular screens.

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    “You were doing that an hour ago.”

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