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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 9 hours ago

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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 9 hours ago
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    Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I’m as cis as they come, and I’ve always been absolutely average. Wait that’s not a counterpoint at all

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      I think that would be a contrapositive, as the truth table is the same; unlike a converse or an inverse where the truth tables would be opposite

      But we’re also working with inductive logic here, so maybe truth tables aren’t the right tool to use anyway

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      Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank.

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        Would this be considered doping?

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          I mean, you’re gonna be dope as hell!

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        In that case she’d be able to double jump

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          What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

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            Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can’t track you

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            Removes fall damage

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              Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too, even if you’re tragically cis?

              Asking for a friend who’s me 😁

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                You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3

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      Same! :)

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