I genuinely have to stop myself from eating all the deviled eggs when they’re made available… I try to keep it down to three until everyone else has a chance at them. I can eat an entire serving tray full of them though if no one stops me
I try to keep it down to three
Three eggs … meaning six halves, right?
No, three dozen. So 72 halves.
Good thinking, it’s a marathon not a race. You’ve got to start off slow.
no paprika on those bad boys is a sin.
I like to make half with paprika and half with diced chives, around Christmastime. I think that’s the only valid reason to not put paprika on them.
I might get some hate because I use spanish smoked paprika instead of the hungarian variety.
Smoked paprika is the best!
Do you use fresh or dried chives?
Fresh! I don’t grow that shit for no reason.
Fresh dill is another good option
My mother had to make a separate plate for me so I wouldn’t touch the main platter for all the guests
Deviled eggs are the food of the Gods.
Well yeah, it’s right there in the name!
Is the devil a god? Have I never pondered this before?!
Depends which one you’re talking about, but generally no. Satan is a fallen angel.
So says the Bible. I feel like we need to hear from Beelzebub himself.
God would be far less popular without the devil.
We need a Mel Brooks musical number with God and The Devil. Like Putting on the Ritz.
/shrug. It’s all fiction. Don’t lose any sleep over a specific character’s lore.
Just so long as you leave after eating that many eggs.
Make an expeditious retreat to your lands so your toxic fume expulsion harms nobody else. Please. Ill pay for your gas so your gas stays in your … ass til you’re home and it can pass.
Pure poetry.
They wouldn’t want me around after eating that many eggs, anyway.
RIP OP’s breathable air.
Devilled eggs are gross. Fight me
The supermarket ones taste like plastic, the good ones are amazing
I’ve never even thought to buy pre-made deviled eggs. Never even seen them for sale, for that matter.
I might buy pre-boiled eggs in a pinch, though.
Found the vegan.
Brutal!
No sir. I’ll eat a hard boiled all day. Don’t need it drenched in mayo and paprika tho
You do, you just don’t know you do.
You also like egg salad sandwiches, made with Miracle Whip instead of mayo. With American cheese, and mustard.
Come on, admit it.
When and where?
Right here, right now
Jesus, Jones!
