My dinner from a few weeks ago
Did you seriously search for “hockey” in gay pornhub?
You have to be fucking Canadian
Of all the collapse modelling, I’m sure the one that takes out internet to the masses will create a testosterone bomb no armed military police will be a match for.
Wildly based, enjoy your night, King!
Well the Everclear will kill off any remaining bacteria and in a few minutes, you’ll be so drunk you won’t even care that you’re eating raw hamburger. Or remember the poor decisions that led you to this moment.
Alcohol kills germs!
Is that… the bathroom floor?
I mean… given the meal… I guess it makes sense
Only the finest setting for the finest dining!
Tiled counter top
Fancy pants can afford meat
And new pants.
Poor lad never grew up to be man, died of dysentery.
No, this how you make dysentery your bitch!
Swim out past the breakers, and watch the world die
I don’t think I’ve ever tried raw ground beef like that. I’ve tried beef tartar thingy…wasn’t that great. Sashimi is another world better. How was it? Did you only take that one bite, or did you tear that shit down?
Brother, once you realize alcohol kills germs; and Everclear is 95% ABV, there is no hesitation involved!
Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, pepper, mix it and it’s good to go
Steak tartare made from grocery store ground beef 🤮
Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)
Cooking isn’t hard, just burn the house down like the rest of us idiots!
Habe some respect and put some onion in it to have a proper mettigel
Would it kill you to put in a little effort…
https://somuchfoodblog.com/steak-tartare/#wprm-recipe-container-12182
Yes
Going out to buy meat sounds like a huge waste of time. I’d just eat 2 cup noodles and call it a day
haha, sexism funni
You know, I read these as a humorous juxtaposition between the style of (apparently unironic, posted in earnest) “girl dinner” pictures which are usually just a few small piles of whatever from the fridge, with the r/malelivingspace attitude.
