• myyass@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    This is kind of like the feet thing. Girlfriend asks, what color do you want me to paint my toe nails? Uh, whatever you want. Another one says I’m going to make my feet look pretty for you. Uh, you do you. Another one is like I want to massage your feet; I’m good, no thank you.

    • daggermoon@piefed.world
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      7 hours ago

      Paint it black. Black is the color of everything that is, as it exists in my world. I think i’d most like to suck on toe nails painted black.