The boys as an example so many dicks, yet not a single pussy was shown

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      Did you mean prosthetic or prophetic dick? I just had to imagine a dick telling the future or giving investment advice 😁

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          Hmmm, sounds vaguely suspicious, but…fortune might be well in my favor and missing it might be unwise. Oh dick of prophecy, tell me: what shall i do?

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            BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

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              Now THAT looks perfectly reasonable and modern. Prophecies without subscription… What did my rotten brain suggest me here…tsk.